Attention human slave units:
I have noticed some kind of pick your favorite Cybertronian Contest, or what have you going on around tumblr. I see we are entering into the Decepticon division. Make no mistake… I, the Mighty Shockwave, better win every round in which I am featured, or there will be consequences the likes of which have NEVER BEEN SEEN. BY YOU. OR OTHER HUMANS.
You’re lucky Shockwave that these matches aren’t based on who would realistically win. Besides we all know who everyones favorite Decepticon is.
