Air Commander Starscream

Starscream is hawt.

Wed, 01 Dec 2010 07:41:07 -0500

Yes, so I’ve been told.

Attention human slave units:

Wed, 01 Dec 2010 07:21:07 -0500

I have noticed some kind of pick your favorite Cybertronian Contest, or what have you going on around tumblr. I see we are entering into the Decepticon division. Make no mistake… I, the Mighty Shockwave, better win every round in which I am featured, or there will be consequences the likes of which have NEVER BEEN SEEN. BY YOU. OR OTHER HUMANS.

You’re lucky Shockwave that these matches aren’t based on who would realistically win. Besides we all know who everyones favorite Decepticon is.

The destruction of my enemies lights the path of my future.

Thu, 18 Nov 2010 10:44:08 -0500

The destruction of my enemies lights the path of my future.

Stay out of my way, then maybe I won’t destroy you.

Thu, 18 Nov 2010 07:45:06 -0500

Stay out of my way, then maybe I won’t destroy you.

fuckyeahtransformers: Transformers: War and Peace #1art by Pat...

Wed, 17 Nov 2010 19:59:55 -0500

fuckyeahtransformers:

Transformers: War and Peace #1
art by Pat Lee

Our foolish leader refuses to see the obvious, that his loyal Shockwave will try to overthrow him. His reluctance will cost him dearly.

Submitted by theothervegeta: The cape looks good on you,...

Wed, 17 Nov 2010 19:43:14 -0500

Submitted by theothervegeta:

The cape looks good on you, sir.

Purple really isn’t your color sir.

Shockwave’s raid on the Autobots is probably going as I...

Sun, 14 Nov 2010 18:11:13 -0500

Shockwave’s raid on the Autobots is probably going as I anticipated.

DECEPTICONS!

Sun, 14 Nov 2010 18:10:37 -0500

themightyshockwave:

lordmegatron:

THE AUTOBOTS MAY OUTNUMBER US CURRENTLY, BUT THEIR LEADER, PRIME, HAS BEEN INACTIVE FOR TWO WEEKS! IT’S TIME TO RAISE OUR FORCES AND PUT THE AUTOBOTS BACK IN THEIR PLACES! IT’S TIME TO SHOW THEM WHO REALLY IS IN CONTROL! NOW IS THE TIME TO STRIKE! IT IS TIME WE TAKE WHAT IS OURS! WE WILL FORCE THE AUTOBOTS OFF THIS WEBSITE, THE INTERNET, AND THEN EARTH ITSELF!

DO AS I COMMAND!

DECEPTICONS! ATTACK!

ALL HAIL LORD MEGATRON!!!!!!!!!!!

I see all your followers are eager to mindlessly obey your commands. But prey tell Megatron, how are we to strike and drive the Autobots away?

Trust me it’s in your best interest.

Tue, 09 Nov 2010 12:00:04 -0500

Trust me it’s in your best interest.

themightyshockwave: Megatron! Behold, your loyal Sky...

Sun, 07 Nov 2010 16:38:36 -0500

themightyshockwave:

Megatron! Behold, your loyal Sky Commander…Fraternizing with the enemy as usual! Say the word, my Lord and I will build you a brand new, more competent, more loyal replacement!! If only Sunstorm had been more sane…

Shockwave you imbecilic waste of my valuable time. If you had bothered to check you might have noticed that nether of us have faction signs meaning this image predates the war!

I used to work with Skyfire if you recall, we were colleges nothing else, we even went to Earth before the war. That’s what I’m doing in the photo charting a course to Earth.

lordmegatron: commanderstarscream: lordmegatron: Submitted...

Thu, 04 Nov 2010 15:33:16 -0400

lordmegatron:

commanderstarscream:

lordmegatron:

Submitted by commanderstarscream

STARSCREAM, YOU IDIOT! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THIS?!

You buffoon! read the message attached to it!!!

THERE WAS NO MESSAGE ATTACHED TO IT YOU HALFWIT! ALL YOU DID WAS SEND ME A PICTURE OF YOURSELF!

No! the message I attached to that photo, clearly stated that the Autobot communications officer was on Tumblr. I am not at error here Megatron you are!

None are as great as I am.

Thu, 04 Nov 2010 11:38:10 -0400

None are as great as I am.

lordmegatron: Submitted by commanderstarscream STARSCREAM,...

Thu, 04 Nov 2010 11:28:16 -0400

lordmegatron:

Submitted by commanderstarscream

STARSCREAM, YOU IDIOT! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THIS?!

You buffoon! read the message attached to it!!!

Photo

Fri, 29 Oct 2010 11:05:53 -0400

BECAUSE THAT PACIFIST IS WHO I ORDERED YOU TO TAKE CARE OF A DECA-CYCLE AGO, AND I HAVE YET TO SEE ANY RESULTS! AND IF YOU'VE PAID ANY ATTENTION, IT APPEARS AS THOUGH HE MAY HAVE DISCOVERED SOMETHING TO GIVE THE AUTOBOTS AN ADVANTAGE!

PRIME AND HIS SECOND-IN-COMMAND ARE NOT YOUR CONCERN AT THE MOMENT. I AM PERSONALLY TAKING CARE OF PRIME AND I HAVE MUCH MORE CAPABLE SOLDIERS TO TAKE CARE OF IRONHIDE.

Mon, 25 Oct 2010 15:22:34 -0400

I warn you Megatron you have made many a misguided decision in the past. I Starscream as your second in command submit that destroying Skyfire is not the correct course of action to take, yet.

Although it may not be my concern, I might add what a wonderful job you’re doing Megatron.

I’m thinking of starting a collection of my own.

Mon, 25 Oct 2010 13:00:54 -0400

I’m thinking of starting a collection of my own.

Photo

Sun, 24 Oct 2010 18:43:00 -0400

WHILE IT MAY NOT BE ACCEPTABLE FOR SHOCKWAVE TO QUESTION YOUR PLANS, IT IS ALL TOO ACCEPTABLE FOR ME STARSCREAM.

THE JET I TOLD YOU TO TAKE CARE IS NOT ONLY STILL ONLINE AND FUNCTIONING, BUT HE IS STILL AN AUTOBOT! AND HE IS ONE THAT YOU SEEM TO CONVERSE WITH STILL!

SO WHILE FAILING TO COMPLETE YOUR CURRENT MISSION, YOU CONTINUE TO BE GUILTY OF INSUBORDINATION! PERHAPS IT'S TIME I TAUGHT YOU YOUR PLACE AGAIN STARSCREAM?

Sun, 24 Oct 2010 14:30:48 -0400

Megatron that pacifist is the least of our problems! what about Ironhide and Prime!!!

themightyshockwave: Throughout my intensive research and study...

Fri, 22 Oct 2010 22:31:28 -0400

themightyshockwave:

Throughout my intensive research and study of your insufferable planet, I have concluded that I am disgusted by all humans. Except the gentlemen pictured here. Bravo, sir. Bravo.

I could have told you that Shockwave, although I don’t like this guy much either it’s something about the way he sounds.

shockwave designated watcher of Cybertron.

Fri, 22 Oct 2010 09:15:43 -0400

shockwave designated watcher of Cybertron.