Starscream is hawt.
Yes, so I’ve been told.
Attention human slave units:
I have noticed some kind of pick your favorite Cybertronian Contest, or what have you going on around tumblr. I see we are entering into the Decepticon division. Make no mistake… I, the Mighty Shockwave, better win every round in which I am featured, or there will be consequences the likes of which have NEVER BEEN SEEN. BY YOU. OR OTHER HUMANS.
You’re lucky Shockwave that these matches aren’t based on who would realistically win. Besides we all know who everyones favorite Decepticon is.
Transformers: War and Peace #1
art by Pat Lee
Our foolish leader refuses to see the obvious, that his loyal Shockwave will try to overthrow him. His reluctance will cost him dearly.
DECEPTICONS!
THE AUTOBOTS MAY OUTNUMBER US CURRENTLY, BUT THEIR LEADER, PRIME, HAS BEEN INACTIVE FOR TWO WEEKS! IT’S TIME TO RAISE OUR FORCES AND PUT THE AUTOBOTS BACK IN THEIR PLACES! IT’S TIME TO SHOW THEM WHO REALLY IS IN CONTROL! NOW IS THE TIME TO STRIKE! IT IS TIME WE TAKE WHAT IS OURS! WE WILL FORCE THE AUTOBOTS OFF THIS WEBSITE, THE INTERNET, AND THEN EARTH ITSELF!
DO AS I COMMAND!
DECEPTICONS! ATTACK!
ALL HAIL LORD MEGATRON!!!!!!!!!!!
I see all your followers are eager to mindlessly obey your commands. But prey tell Megatron, how are we to strike and drive the Autobots away?
Megatron! Behold, your loyal Sky Commander…Fraternizing with the enemy as usual! Say the word, my Lord and I will build you a brand new, more competent, more loyal replacement!! If only Sunstorm had been more sane…
Shockwave you imbecilic waste of my valuable time. If you had bothered to check you might have noticed that nether of us have faction signs meaning this image predates the war!
I used to work with Skyfire if you recall, we were colleges nothing else, we even went to Earth before the war. That’s what I’m doing in the photo charting a course to Earth.
